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Joy is the happiness and pure satisfaction to ensure a person is living rather than surviving :]] regardless of propriety's thoughts..
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amymebberson:

'Birthday Cake' - 6x8”. acrylic & gouache
Original SOLD :)

amymebberson:

'Birthday Cake' - 6x8”. acrylic & gouache

Original SOLD :)

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

diyoki:

☾Moon Prism Power ☆

kimpissable:

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
The End.

dump her

he did

marry the waitress

kimpissable:

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

dump her

he did

marry the waitress

annasrsly:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

Hahahah

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death-by-lulz:

jezie-of-stars:

Tea Party Collection made out of real ceramic and hand finished with gold detailing.

Cherry Tea Cup Ring | Floral Sugarpot Necklace | Floral Pitcher Necklace

blackfashion:

Tobi Overalls, Asos Leotard, DSW wedges, and Jane collar necklace
Shayla Racquel - Creator & Director of Quarter Century webseries
25
Washington DC
www.quartercenturyws.com

blackfashion:

Tobi Overalls, Asos Leotard, DSW wedges, and Jane collar necklace

Shayla Racquel - Creator & Director of Quarter Century webseries

25

Washington DC

www.quartercenturyws.com

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car